Where do I start?

I'm an (almost) 30-year-old mother to three beautiful boys. I have a four-year-old and two-year-old twins. And before you can even utter the words - Yes, I have my hands full.

I'm a passionate woman who takes full advantage of (almost) every moment and who gives thanks daily for the blessings I have. I am a full-time, work/play/stay-at-home Mommy. Although I prefer playing at the park and working from my iPhone. Bless you, Apple...now send me my iPad!

A short story: I met the boys' Daddy in Iraq during a seven month deployment. He was a Jarhead, I was a Squid. Long story short, we are (finally) happily married and anticipate spending the rest of our natural lives bugging the hell out of each other. The end (of the short story.)

I have two wonderful running partners that help me hit the pavement when I'm feeling less than motivated. They are also my partners in crime when I'm out posting bandit signs...and we've been known to do a dance or two on some stripper poles! Woot! Woot!

I am an aspiring artist, author and...well, I'm aspiring to lots of stuff. I have NO IDEA what I want to be when I grow up!

Basically, I just love having a good time:
**being outside;
**cracking jokes at the expense of my husband;
**laughing at stupid physical humor (think: guys getting kicked in the crotch or people falling off of their couch backwards);
**reading fashion magazines (although I have no real fashion sense of my own and always have to enlist the services of a personal shopper);
**cross-stitching (yes, don't laugh);
**chillin' with my friends and drinking some wine or mojitos;
**teaching my sons how to dangerous things like climb trees (but I only do it so I can show them how to safely do it...they're going to do it anyway, why not take preventive measures by educating them on the proper techniques to climb down?)

You can find me here or here...if you want.

Thanks for reading about me. Hope you weren't bored to tears...maybe I should put a warning at the top of the page: The content of this page is dreadfully dull and may cause you to cry hysterically or fall asleep. Please do not operate heavy machinery while reading this page.